funny ;)

Laur sent it to me

The IB Mission Statement After One Has Joined the IB


The IB aims to (through indoctrination) develop depressed/suicidal young insomniacs whose social lives have been destroyed in order to greater a greater world order thru 10 gazillion word essays, Internally Damaging Assessments and of course, The Extended Torture program, codenamed The Extended Essay.

To this end the organization works with schools, governments and secret police such as the Sovnarkom to terrorize those who have been unlucky enough to take its mutilating programs of self inflicted torture, (from writing essays till ones fingers literary start doing the kan-kan spastically), and "rigorous" assessments.

These programmes encourage students across the world to become existentialist, uncompassionate and lifelong traumatized sufferers whose understanding of their youth has been depleted, and that other people with their differences can also be more than just wrong but extremely disillusioned fools… All IB students are recommended to purchase a copy of Mein Kampf for spiritual guidance in times of stress.

Mirka wrote:... to purchase a copy of Mein Kampf for spiritual guidance in times of stress....

Actually, we have to find the ideologies which Hitler collected in "Mein Kampf" for Friday History HL

this mission statement is so.....true

Mirka wrote:All IB students are recommended to purchase a copy of Mein Kampf for spiritual guidance in times of stress.

Reductio ad Hitlerum proved once again.

Also, this particular qouted statement is so true that it hurts my left eye.